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Recent Additions

» Merry Whatever, y'all!
» I'd never thought I'd be one to say it, but
» One for the Kitchen
» Irishland, The Photo Album
» Shane MacSweeney, shouldn't you be working right now instead of faffing around on the Internet?*
» Coniglio a Succhittu Sardegna
» Saturdays, Grumpypants-style

December 2006
Merry Whatever, y'all!
I'd never thought I'd be one to say it, but

November 2006
One for the Kitchen
Irishland, The Photo Album
Shane MacSweeney, shouldn't you be working right now instead of faffing around on the Internet?*

October 2006
Coniglio a Succhittu Sardegna

September 2006
Saturdays, Grumpypants-style
Dear Karen
Sucker with a capital Suck
Back to School

July 2006
HOORAY!!!!!!!!
All fingers and toes crossed!

June 2006
Bowls of Cherries and Cheer
An Open Letter to My Chef Instructor at School, Mr. Turdyturdkins
And They Say Romance Is Dead

May 2006
Ah, family
Saturday Morning Public Service Announcement

April 2006
Acorn Squash 1, Grumpypants 0
News, news, and still more news

March 2006
An Open Letter
The Mister

February 2006
Heh, heh . . .SHARP! . . . heh, heh . . .
Um, hi
Heading out . . . destination: the Mother Ship

January 2006
Flashing
Good Times*
Our Travels to Foreign Lands, Part 1
Just when it couldn't get any colder . . .

December 2005
Love, gratitude, and a few PSs to a few people who need a swift kick in the you-know-what
Don't wake me 'til it's over.
Tuesday/Wednesday
My sweet Sponge
Happy Birthday, Mister!

November 2005
The kind of mama I want to be
Good, clean family fun
Beginning of the Sinning and the Twilight of the Girlish Figure
News from the homefront

October 2005
Look - it's a baby!!!
There's a tear in my beer 'cause I'm cryin' for you, dear! (Or, "Shut up, kid! Mama is watchin' her stories!!")
An Open Letter to My Stomach
Starting on the road to Mommydom
Is It A Bird? A Plane? Or A Spongebob?

September 2005
Happy, Dancing Aliens
Yeah, yeah, so I haven't posted in five-hundred-million-billion-trillion years, so what?

August 2005
Chips and dip? No. Chips, dips, and dorks? Um.
Gather around, children, and I will tell you a story
I was just thinking

July 2005
The excitement! The passion!!!
It's a sign

June 2005
Just Another Reason That This Commie Liberal Pinko
Where I Done Been At**
Hooray for My Mister!!
Yes, Virginia, there is a ham-themed potato chip!

May 2005
A Man Walks Into A Bar
Something Special for the Weekend
Early Morning Memo
Just a quiet night at the Grumpypants-Pretentious Household
Adornment
Skin as smooth as a baby's backside
Putting the "D" in "Demystify"
An Open Letter to All the Peeps Who Check This Site Regularly Even Though I Haven't Been Very Good About Posting:
Standing on the corner, waiting for the . . . aw shit!
All Quiet on the Grumpypants Front

April 2005
Corrections
A guest entry from The Mister
Perhaps another day
Chocolate pots and vanilla pants
Sometimes
Monday, Schmonday
Victory Ham!

March 2005
Just call me Dear Abby (or Ann Landers? Maybe I am more Ann?) and other nubbins of nothingness
Now with more skin!
Vices I have loved, a tribute to Lucky Strikes
Locker room chatter
It's all about the comfy pants
Reason #398,089,084,397,0526 that My Mister is the Best Mister in the Whole History of Misterness
A Body in Need of Fixing
List of Things I Find Very Satisfying Indeed
A tiny pat on the back
What would Emily Post Say?
Do you want me to cut your head off?* (e.g. Dancin'! Dancin'! Dancin'!)
An Open Letter to My Bed
You're outta here!
My Reason
Ponies! Ponies! Ponies!

February 2005
You know that you've perhaps gone a bit too far with your online persona when . . .
A Girlish Figure, Interrupted
It was a real nice clambake
Twins!
News Flash! Party Forming in Our Pants!
A VERY Important Message from Us Here at Gripe du Jour
Sweetness
I've stilllllll got it!
Happenings and Whatnot
If you wash your dishes naked, they will become more clean.
Efficiency is

January 2005
"Rescue," my ass
Panties! Panties! Panties!!
You know you're tired when . . .
Grrrreetings, Earthling!
You know you're a baker when
She shoots! She scores!
Sweetness
Ch-ch-changes
The Mostest Funest Part About Being Rilly Rilly Tired
Panties! Panties!
An Open Letter
Screaming joyfully from the rooftops
Really, Really Important Stuff that I will (probably) try Very Hard to do this year:

December 2004
I can supreme* a blood orange!
Come along way . . .
Zzzz. . . . schnmorrfle schmorffle. . . what? What? Hum? It's not Christmas??
Merry Christmas!
He shoots! He scores!
Christmasity!
"It doesn't figure," he added. "McDonald's are opening all over the place, but when it comes to a bakery they're health-conscious."
Help wanted?
Blushing because
A man walks into a bar . . .
Anna, the Farting Dog
Ho and ho and also ho
An Open Letter
Dear Internet, Part Deux
At once amused and bemused
Highlights from the Birthday Party to End All Birthday Parties:
On this day, the "turd" of December, we say to our Mister . . .
Get your priorities straight, lady.

November 2004
This weekend:
The Big T-Day Show-down that was not so big.
Silver lamé pants and well-frosted cookies
A shout out to my top DAWG in Iowa: homies 4-ever, yo!
Fancy Panties!
A question:
Today's Entry Typed for you by Ms. Rebecca Jane, One-Eyed Wonderdog and Celebrity Typist
300 Frosted Flower Cookies on the Wall, 300 Frosted Flower Cookies on the Wall, Oh take one down and pass it around, 299 frosted . . . .
And so it begins.
Cover your ears and eyes, gents, because I am about to talk about my "hoo-hoo"**
On the Cusp
Sugar & Spice And All Things Nice
And Another Thing

October 2004
Things Experienced of Late
List of things that I have been meaning to tell you about
I wouldn't be so catty if it weren't so much fun!
Reason #134,888, 956,619,1203 that my Mister is the Greatest Mister in the Whole History of Misterness
I have decided . . .
If I were a Country
Pure Vanity
A New Beginning
Note to Self
Reason #49837-04 that I have not posted anything in like a million years

September 2004
List of things that I should have done today, but did not. . .
Sniffing Panties
Friday, Friday, Friday!!!
Yeah, what they said.
Musing
Dear New York,
News from the land of GripeduJouria. . .
What THAT Man Might Say

August 2004
Plan B 101
Back on the Ranch
Galena! Galena!
For My Sad Pumpkins
The weekend
The TV made me do it.
Another political article that you should read that was composed by a notable, but perhaps not obvious, writer.
All Hail the Boss
Homework

July 2004
An open letter
Jobs, schmobs. Work, schmurk.
Faux croc, funds for a better President, and Fellinis
"Strength and wisdom are not opposing values."
Special thanks to Sharie Julietta. . .
They're only serving Freedom Fries Once?? Damn.
How much is that sex toy in the window? (Buzz! Buzz!) The one with the waggley, oh never mind. . .
An iPod for Kerry/Edwards!
Pittage
She's VERY attractive. . .
Diggin' for gold
Stuffity stuff stuff stuff

June 2004
Regardless of what you think about Michael Moore
The draft

May 2004
Grumples
How much wood. . . .
Mooooooooolah!
For all of you New Yawkers. . .
Stuff.
More allegations of US troops bringing "human rights" to the people of Iraq.
I'd like 10,000 candy bars please. . . .
The face of freedom?

April 2004
Keesed her? I didn't even KNOW her!
Angry.
Linkity, link, link, link
"When I say something, I mean it." Well, sometimes. . .
Jesus is my paintball coach.
Protest the No Fly List!
Wrong.
Look! He's got "women's advisors!" And they're men! White ones! Ohmygod! I bet they know TONS about women's issues. Tons.

March 2004
The perks of being president.
Sadness.
Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
A very important warning
The wisdom of Donald R.....
Happiness is. . .
Protest is patriotic.
Christ....Wow!
Thank you, Ms. Dowd
Oh, sweet porky goodness....
An open letter
Let us not become the evil that we deplore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, time is beginning to crawl....
Love and bacon
Is there no end to Tittygate?
mmmmmm...breakfast!
Assimilate this indeed.
Good bye, dear Basil Hayden's
My new favorite gadget
Get yer filthy mitts off my f**kin' lettuce!
Chimpy Prez-ee-dents! Mice in the garbage!
MUTHATRUCKER!

February 2004
Bliss Bliss Bliss
My BUSH for President!
Let's ALL get married!!!
An open letter to my boss's boss
soggypants
Rock on, little voter!
Sweatypants

January 2004
Down with Courier!
A political tidbit
Jukebox from Hell
Oh, the weather outside is NOT AT ALL FRIGHTFUL DAMN IT.